HAPPY 4/20, STONERS 'N BONERS! 8-Track TeckHead RIPPIN' out a brand new strain of the CHAINGUN ISLAND ZINE! This one's called TOKENADO... that's pronounced Toke-Nado. So now you can enjoy fine ECLECTIC literature while you work off your latest buzz. Get on down to Spiral Groove Records in Milford and Arcade Legacy in Sharonville to get yer copies! If you're too BAKED to get off the couch, then head on over to the CHAINGUN ISLAND WEBSITE to get yer printable AND digital copies, heh, looks like you're already there. Bake responsibly and always remember to keep it ECLECTIC!!
HEY HEY HEY! It's time for the latest issue of the CHAINGUN ISLAND ZINE! I sure hope you're all partied-out from Spring Break 'cuz this one's a REAL DOOZY! If you're checkin' it out at Spiral Groove Records in Milford or at Arcade legacy in Sharonville, you can get LIMITED EDITION BLUE VARANTS! Also, I dunno how, but that damn Dr. Sylvestarian managed to hack the ZINE! So I guess you all get an extra review if ya check it out in-store. Anywho, if ya hate the doc as much as I do or if ya don't live in Ohio, then get yer printable AND digital copies on the INTERNET ARCHIVE or right here on my NEWGROUNDS FILE DUMP! Keep it ECLECTIC!!!! - 8-Track TeckHead
I’m not one to BLOG IT UP usually, but do I got a story for you that just can’t wait! A couple days ago, I went to the Trader’s World Flea Market in Monroe, Ohio with my buddies Odbal ‘n Virgil. Let me tell ya, that joint’s already filled with weirdos so we fit right in! No need to sneak around like we usually do! Anywho, we were havin’ a good time lookin’ for videogames ‘n records ‘n other fun junk when I stumbled upon a man that would change the course of the whole damn trip. He was at least six-foot-tall, clad in a leather jacket, black jeans, boots, and had crime scene tape danglin’ from his belt like some kinda nutz-o fashion statement! Yes, ladies and germs, I encountered the PUNK! He started talkin’ a mile-’o’-minute about how he used to play bass for a band that opened for Ratt and how he personally knew Glenn Danzig! He took us back to his little hole-in-the-wall record shop where he proceeded to show us all the rare stuff he had. Let me tell ya, he was not kiddin’. The dude had a 1-in-500 GREEN variant of Metallica’s Ride The Lightning that was only available in France. He said that “the French aren’t too bright so they thought it should be green.” He also showed us a STUDIO PRESSING of Pink Floyd durin’ one of their Animals sessions back in the day! He and I talked for what seemed like hours, I looked behind me and saw that Odbal ‘n Virgil had skedaddled to some other part of the market while he was yakkin’ about how the Ramones were the “true American band, not that Bruce Springsteen guy.” I asked the PUNK if he knew about my ‘ol stompin’ grounds, Spiral Groove Records, and he said “isn’t it that one fuckin’ store with the albums on the wall and those CD drawers?” I reluctantly said yes. I told him to look out for a local band I’ve been sponsorin’ called… well… I’m gonna plead the 5th on that band for now… they haven’t had any shows yet, but when they do it’ll be at Spiral Groove! When I looked at my watch I saw that it was almost CLOSIN’ TIME, so I gave him a copy of the CHAINGUN ISLAND ZINE and told him to KEEP IT ECLECTIC! I wonder if I’ll ever see that PUNK again… (Originally posted on Newgrounds and SpaceHey)